Phone Sex Kingdom

Phone Sex Kingdom Blog

2011-05-31T12:30:00.000-07:00

Phone Sex Kingdom has changed! We've updated and made our site more interactive for you sexy men looking for the best phone sex you can find!

Come over to The Kingdom and see what we've been up to.

10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...

2010-10-19T14:32:00.000-07:00

1. So...What'd you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!

Sometimes, all a sissy needs is a Holiday...

2009-03-26T15:05:00.000-07:00

LMAO, ok, this is from one of my fav sissy boi's.
First, he sends me this e-mail of the Easter fantasy he has...

Princess Kennedy,

Hello! Sorry i haven't been in touch. i haven't been playing with that toy. i went wild with it the first couple of days i had it and then haven't played with it.

Lately i've been thinking about how Easter is coming up soon. i've had a fantasy about dressing up in some kind of sexy bunny outfit and then having a vibrator in my mouth and a bigger vibrator up my mancunt and some weighter nipple clamps on my titties....

jj

Now, after my response basily just laughing, saying it would be cool, blah blah, he comes back with this...

Princess Kennedy,

Hi! i think what i need is one of those dildos with a suction cup so i could stick it on the wall and suck it and then fuck myself with a vibrator. It could be a new version of the bunny hop as i move back and forth between the two cocks! Perhaps i could add a hollow chocolate bunny and cum inside of it and then eat it.

jj

TFF!!!
I love, love my sissies when they have imagination like this!!

Morning Sex

2009-03-24T06:57:00.000-07:00

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs And toast for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt That she normally Slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and Said softly, ‘You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!’
My eyes lit up and I thought, ‘I am either still Dreaming or this is Going to be my lucky day!’
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and Then gave it my All; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, ‘Thanks,’ and returned to the Stove, her T-shirt Still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, ‘What was that All about?’
She explained, ‘The egg timer’s broken’

lmao, have a wonderful day cuckold boi’s!
xoxo
Sally

We will call him Cabernet

2009-03-20T09:30:00.000-07:00

I have had a few calls now with Cabernet. I have to say I have really enjoyed them simply because he loves role play. Has a fresh outlook on enjoying himself. He is a self proclaimed voyeur and nudist. He loves to have a few drinks and let his mind wander. Our latest delicious retreat was after a bottle of Cabernet. His favorite I think. He and his wife live next door. We are all friends and he comes over to help me with "manly" things since my boyfriend is away from home so often. He is much older than I am and kind of like a father figure. A naughty daddy figure. I find him peeking at me when I sunbath. I catch him, wink and he blushes and quickly looks for his wife. I think someone is getting neglected. So I ask him to come take a look at my air conditioner. I need to cool off anyway and put my bathing suit top back on. He tinkers around with my window unit that blows into my bedroom. I don't think he really knows what is wrong with it. But I take the opportunity to tease him more. I throw my top on the bed and slowly rub my tits in my bedroom mirror. "Ummm is it blowing cold now????" I slip my hand into my panties...watching him watch me. He gulps. "I think you may need to look at it from in here" He comes into the house and I quickly pull my bathing suit bottoms off. Just him watching me rub myself has me hot. I haven't been fucked all week and I am needing it. He comes into my room, damp with sweat from the heat. He steps in front of the air conditioner and feels the instant cold. He chuckles. He turns and I grab ahold of his cock and press myself against him. "Seems we both have a need." He reaches for me and I swiftly release his cock from his sweaty jeans. The air conditioning may have been blowing but we were both dripping wet and ready to fuck..................and we did. To this day it is our little secret. But he knows "can you look at my air conditioner?" is a very open ended question. wink

Heaven

Come find me and let me help you find your way into a sweet and naughty orgasm!!!!

Short Dick Blog Whore.....

2009-03-04T17:11:00.000-08:00

This boi actually told me he has a 4 to 5 in weenise, now that's hard. Of course, I'm laughing, thinking this poor boi, it's so small he can't be sure if it's hard or not. Now, this is the kicker, he actually said he was going to "fuck me with it"!!!
LMAO, yea, fuck me, right, you wish, why would I even bother opening my legs up for that? It would be like being fucked by a clit, well, actually, thinking back on last night with my girlfriend, I take that back...hehe.
So, of course, when I tell him NO, he is surprised, lol, messed his world up! Poor thing, couldn't get what he wanted. Awww!
Now, here's the deal, he is nothing but a blog whore and sends out the same pics to girls thinking his little Camel Toe is all that and a bag of chips, well, you know me, I refused that pic and asked for something a bit better.
See, if he is SO proud of his little q-tip, then I want a picture of it. Make sure the zoom is set to like 500 so it can be seen lol.*sigh* those poor short dick boi's, nothing like a little, and I mean LITTLE entertainment on Hump Day!

2009-03-03T16:00:00.000-08:00

I haven't done any blogging in a while. But I just had to tell you guys about the photo shoot I had with AnnDenise. We had so much fun. It was even more fun once the cameras were done shooting. We licked each other all over. Her hot little tongue made me cum more than once. I can't even remember how many times *giggles* If you would like to hear some more about our photo shoot fun why not do a 2 girl call with the both of us?? How much fun would that be?? Calls are $3.25 a minute with a 10 minute minimum. Callers will also get 5 free minutes with us. Also as an added bonus, get we'll send you pics of us in the photo shoot and pics of us seperately!!!

http://giselle.phonesexkingdom.com 1-888-729-2814

http://anndenise.phonesexkingdom.com 1-866-353-3391

Will you be my Valentine?

2009-02-12T19:39:00.000-08:00

HAPPY VALENTINESSSSSS DAY!!!!

Well I haven't blogged much - and I never even finished my story *huffs* and it was a good one! =)

So - while I don't have a ton of time to blog - it's kewl once in a while. To know all the hard cocked men out there are going to find their way to our hot little phone sex blog. Pulling your meat out, stroking at the stories floating around.

Sometimes - I can't help but slide my hands into my panties when I'm reading - rolling my clit between my fingers as a scroll through the dirty stories, I almost can't help but touch myself right now. Don't you want to listen? Mmmm cum have a taste!

I'll show you mine - if you show me yours.
Kisses,
Your Phone Sex Princess
Charlie

http://charlie.phonesexkingdom.com
1-888-762-4159

My New Toy "J"

2009-02-06T10:22:00.001-08:00

Well I have had a few calls with "J". The first day we met I could tell we would hit it off. I asked him had he ever done phonesex before? "All the time." A pro so to speak. I find that when guys are experienced at having phonesex they allow their minds to wander and imagine more. Let the thrill of the experience really get them. "J" and I both got so horny, we even did a second call later that same day. We chat online and he reads my blog. That is where he got the idea for the call today. Impregnation. I was a sweet little girl that had lied to Daddy. Telling him I had to go to the library. Only I wasn't at the library. I was at the drive in. Unbeknownst to "J" I was looking for trouble. I lured him to my car and invited him into the backseat. Where he ripped off my cotton panties and pounded me - harder, deeper and rough. Snatching my buttons off my blouse to bite on my nipples. Oh it felt so good, but I begged him not to cum in me. I heard him get more forceful...pulling away at his cock. Telling me he was filling me with his sperm. I clenched his ass to me and felt it pulse its way deeper into me. Then he threw open the backdoor of Daddys car and walked away. Leaving me soaked in his cum. Ahhh "J" I look forward to you picking another fantasy from my list of Types of Calls.

Your Loving Nasty Angel,
Heaven

Chrissy My Sexy Slut

2008-12-31T10:07:00.000-08:00

Chrissy found me on Craig's List and called me up about a month ago. Well, in the beginning, he was pretty much normal, but with a little coexing from me, I soon discovered he was a hot sexy whore who loved nothing more then being as sexy, as slutty as he could for me.
I have to admit, he sounds pretty hot.
Every time he calls, he has to descibe to me what he's wearing...head to toe...
Usually it's a long wig, bright red lipstick, a C cup bra, some sort of sexy nightie, sexy thongs, so far the thongs have been pink or black ( think he had white once), stockings, and some hot pumps. Like I said, he dresses to the nines!!
He first started off with a little vibrator, then next thing I know he calls up, excited as the day is long, cause he had just bought a new toy...a thick, cum shooting dildo!! Now, I've worked with those things before, and they are a lot of fun. Some have a release valve, some have a plunger, his had a release valve, and hot damn, it released, lol. See, when I use them on my personal playmates, I like the plunger, cause I can control what they get, and how and where they get it. But, the plunger isn't as, shall we say, blasty, as the valve...lol.
Yup, you guessed it, his ass cherry got popped, and got popped good!!
My god, he was creaming, and I could hear him moving and wiggling, and that was when it got pushed in, now when the valve was released, mmmm, hearing him scream my name and beg for more got my lips throbbing to be on the other end of that dildo and watching his sexy slutty ass take it like a good cock whore should. Chrissy is hot as hell on the phone, and I love popping that bung hole and making it my own!
Now, hehe, he has started thinking about his "buddy"....oh yes, this shall be continued!

Just Some Christmas Humor from Heaven

2008-12-12T13:56:00.000-08:00

Things you can only say at Christmas

1. Hey babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

2. I've got something special in the sack for you!

3. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

4. I know when you've been bad or good - so let’s skip the
small talk!

5. Some of my best toys run on batteries... (wink, wink)

6. I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any
underwear, do you?

7. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list!

8. Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm
a sissy.

9. I can get you off the naughty list.

10. Ho, ho, ho.

Special Holiday Fruitcake Recipe

Ingredients
1 cup unsalted butter; softened
3/4 cup all purpose flour
1 cup granulated sugar
2 cups of dried fruit
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 cup lukewarm water
4 large eggs
1 tsp lemon juice
1 tsp baking soda
1 750 ml bottle dark rum
1 tsp salt
1/2 cup chopped walnuts

Directions
Sample the rum to check for quality. Take a large bowl and add
butter. Check the rum again.
To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer, beat butter and sugar together in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of salt and beat again.
Make sure the rum is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer.
Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Mix on the turner.
If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beater pry it loose with a
screwdriver.
Sample the rum to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt.
Or something. Who cares?
Check the rum again. Now sift the lemon juice. Add one table.
Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the
oven.
Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat the turner.
Throw the bowl out the window, check the rum again and go to bed.

Cream Pie Baby!!!

2008-12-01T13:51:00.000-08:00

I get this call from a guy I love talking to and he is just a freak, and he is slowly finding that out. I mean we get into it, he calls me his whore, his slut, and he took my word…Cum Dump…lol, but, it’s usally been normal straight sex fantasies. Well of course sooner or later I’m gonna find out what really gets a man’s pecker wiggling, and with this guy, it was sooner rather then later.

We did a call a couple of weeks ago, and I learn, during the call, he likes playing with his pre-cum, I mean LOVES his pre-cum, ok, that gets my mind a bubbling, then he talks about how wet his cock is…(wicked grin) Yup, you guessed it, I had him lick his fingers clean. So, that was the call that got me going…mmmmhmmm.

Well, he calls today, and says he wants to get REALLY nasty. Oh he sounded so horny, and I knew he would be up for anything, and boy was I right. We were going at it and I pulled out all the stops, (well, about 50% of them, lol) he fucking loved it!!! He was squirting, yelling, and moaning…..omg, I was so proud of him.

He had a cream pie dripping, back end banging, who is that behind me oh yes his ass cherry was popped and he LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT time!!!!

God I love being me!!!
xoxoxoxo

Kennedy

If you like cream pie too, you know who to call!!

888-823-9243

http://kennedy.phonesexkingdom.com

Wild Girly Weekend..Part 1

2008-11-17T10:54:00.000-08:00

GIRLS...girls...girls....

This past weekend was soo hot and I am still recovering from the mad amounts of Hot fun we had! You see I had a real good friend of mine visit for the weekend and we had soo much catching up to do we really did not know where to start! I picked her up at the airport and I was wearing some soft, supple thigh-high slouchy suede boots that laced tight up the back in black, and a brown suede pencil skirt with a back slit. Topping off with a black leather bustier and a suede jacket that went with the skirt, I looked pretty hot. As I awaited my friends flight to arrive I flirted with an flight attendant and we had some time to kill. Well... we ended up sneaking into the cockpit of the plane she was working on....There was no holding back here, she had on the standard attendant uniform, but what was underneath was very much not-so-standard! As we start ravishing each other and my hands slide up her skirt they find her garter belt and silk stockings hiding beneath the bland navy skirt, and as she is sliding her hands over my breasts and her lips caress my neck I have her skirt slid off. She has on a pair of grey lacy crotchless panties and I just cant resist from slipping a finger in her hungry cunt.. She is hoisted up on a seat and I am standing between her legs as she sucks on my hard nipples..between gasps as I finger that ever-so-wet pussy... her hands...or soo I thought they were her hands slipped around my waist and undid my skirt... and as it falls to the ground I feel hands parting my thighs when I reallize it could not have been her....

If you want to know more you just might have to pick up that phone and give me a call, I would love to share all sorts of fun we had, as the third party may or may not have been part of the girly weekend but my girlfriend did not frown on our addition of the flight attendant to our weekend plans after three's company, though she was a little jealous for mising out on the cock-pit-stop over as I awaited her arrival... but there were many more experiences in the midst. Call Isis now!

I'm fucking my pussy right now!

2008-11-13T01:20:00.000-08:00

I am sitting in front of my computer right now, I took one of my flexible dildos out of it’s hiding place. It’s cock shaped & bumpy like a real dick. I put it in warm water, &

lubed it a little cause it's really thick! I had to scoot down on my chair and spread my legs wide as I slid that mother fucker deep into my pussy! Now I sit here typing with a warm dick inside me. My nipples are hard and puckered. I stop typing to pinch them & I’m also rubbing my wet swollen clit. I’ve not done any thrusting yet. I want it to feel full inside my pussy. If I close my eyes the heated dildo almost… almost… feels real! God I'm so fucking horny right now! I'm going to say goodbye for now so I can fuck my pussy hard & cum!

Last night.... O M F G!

2008-11-10T12:18:00.000-08:00

I have to apologize to my regs who I missed last night *boo hoo* I missed you guys almost as much as you missed me - good thing I was full of a hard cock!

As many of you know, I LOVE to fantasize about being with two guys...I've really never tried it until last night!!! It was TOTALLY unplanned and omfg my panties are fuckin soaked, even still!

We were layin on the couch watchin TV, no one was home but me and him. When I tell you this guy is HOT he's fuckin hot!!! Of course I don't ever let him know how hot I think he is lol. Anyway ugh - he had his hand in my jeans, fingering my pussy, making me grind trying to get his fingers in deeper. Lips, fucking amazing. He sucked my tits and fingered me til I was literally bucking on the sofa, BEGGING him for more!

His cock was so hard, bulging through his jeans, I could feel him pressing it hard against my thigh right before he got up, picked me up and took me to the bedroom. We barely made it to the bed before he literally ripped my fuckin' pants off I couldn't get his pants off fast enough to feel that huge cock pulsating through my fingers. By the time I pulled his dick out he was oozing precum everywhere! He was so excited...ready to ram it hard!!!!!

Damn, I gotta run but I'll finish this later on!

btw I'll be taking calls tonight for all you horny fuckers who can never reach me at night =) I'm all yours.

Charlie
1-888-762-4159
http://charlie.phonesexkingdom.com

In the mood...

2008-11-06T12:52:00.000-08:00

Rarely is it that I take calls. Not because I don't love playing with hot men, but because I do a lot of administrative stuff with work and sometimes it's hard to feel sexy. Well...last night I couldn't help myself.

I did a call the other day that I just couldn't stop thinking about. It was so fucking hot I almost couldn't stand it, my body ached for this man at that exact moment...it was incredible. While my husband was falling asleep, and I grow increasingly excited, I couldn't help but slide my fingers into my panties, my clit was so swollen, so wet up and down my slit, I could hear my fingers gushing around. One by one I slid my fingers inside til I was fucking myself with three fingers...slow at first, then harder. I didn't want my husband to wake and find me masturbating cause honestly, I just wanted to fantasize about this guy and how hot he made my pussy. I continued pumping my fingers with my face in my pillow til I came all over myself.

Maybe one lucky guy will get me to sneak a call so they can listen to me fuck myself while he sleeps.

Maybe it will be you?

Nicole

I May Just Have to Go To Hell

2008-11-04T09:05:00.000-08:00

Good Morning Ladies and Gentlemen. I hope you are enjoying the blog, the site, the life. Hopefully you remembered to Vote. Yes yes, for President but also for our site. http://www.phonesexkingdom.com/

With that being said, I wanted to share some ramblings and thoughts that surface into my mind. It takes certain kinds of women to be pso's. None of us alike, but similar in our minds. Some of my readers have assured me I am going to hell. Why is this?? Because I can almost always turn anything in the course of my day into a phone call fantasy. For example.....

I am chatting away this morning with one of my favorite phone whore hags (you know, like fag hags - girls that love to hang out with gay men) and my phone rings. I start collecting Mr. Birthday Boys info for a call (ooo another blog idea) and I hear my dogs barking. Usually that means, someone is outside. As I am talking to Mr. Birthday Boy I peer outside. A dark colored van that I have never seen. The door opens, a long leg in sensible shoes steps out. I ask Mr. Birthday Boy to give me a few minutes to get approval for his call. Arched eyebrow, I walk outside. Who the hell is at my house??? And what the fuck could they possibly want?? With phone in hand, waiting for Mr. Birthday Boy to call back, I go outside and come face to face with a stunning young lady. Green eyes, long dark hair and the pinkest cheeks. She is wearing a long "A" line skirt, and angelic cardigan. She smiles at me. In the sweetest and most country voice she asks me if she can give me something. In her hand a pamplet. Under her arm, a Bible. She is spreading the word. Now, mind you, I have been voting for my phonesex site, adveritising my phonesex site, talking naughty and I know I still have the scent of my boyfriends cum on me. I take her pamphlet and tell her to have a wonderful day. My mind wanders, walking back into the house I picture the scene. Inviting her into the house. Having her sit and talk with me and my boyfriend. Admitting our dirty truths and deviant behaviours. Hoping her will is not so strong and she can be swayed. Just this once to give into her desires, her fetish and dirty up a completely chaste word spreader. How I could make her stand before me in all her glorious glow and shower me with her golden annointment. The phone rings....it is Mr. Birthday Boy. I am so going to hell.

No hate mail please......This fantasy is offered by PHONE SESSION only and is not for the weak.

Any takers????

Muah
Your Naughty Angel,
Heaven

Mistress Stephanie Tease and Denial

2008-11-03T12:03:00.000-08:00

Tease and denial? Your here because your cock is hard and you think that I give a shit about that don't you? You're probably here stroking your little baby carrot at all the other hotties on this blog and on our site www.phonesexkingdom.com hoping, praying they will give you a min of their time, or maybe you want to catch a glimpse of a wet hot pussy to stroke to?? Well let me warn you about Myself, I am not known as one of the best phone Mistress Dom's because I let little loser boys like you come to me with hard drooling dicks to jerk off at THEIR will!! I am know to the bitch boys that do sessions with me as one of the very best in Domination and Humiliation because I know what it takes to control little weenie wankers like you!! I don't just control men I take them as my owned possessions!!! I will ruin your "normal" little jerk off sessions, spending some time with Me will make you wonder why you ever wasted your cum loads on jerking off all alone!!

Nothing turns me on more then to have a little loser like you on my phone knowing you have probably been sitting there watching porn or checking the girls out on your lunch break or in your office and now you are all worked up and you call ME to get release? hahahhaha I will tease you, torment you, and then IF you don't do exactly as I tell you, you will find the only thing you will be getting off to will be the dial tone on my phone!! Do you have what it takes to prove yourself worthy of my time, Cmon now I really am just a pussy cat!!! (wicked grin)

Masturbatrix

2008-10-30T10:27:00.000-07:00

A Masturbatrix Controls your Cock and your Orgasm.

A masturbatrix, or cock controller, is a woman who enjoys instructing a man's masturbation. She may or may not be into orgasm denial. She enjoys the experience of controlling a man's cock, his masturbation, and his orgasms. Observing another person masturbating is an erotic experience for many people (I enjoy watching either sex pleasure themselves. A Masturbatrix, as the term is typically used, is usually interested in some element of femdom interests such as:

- chastity training (Do NOT touch that or else!)

- teasing and denial (pathetic little wanker boy)

- orgasm denial (not even worthy)

- cock control (Mine! bitch)

- feminization/sissification (who wants to go panty shopping?)

A Masturbatrix does not necessarily have to possess the traits usually associated with those involved in femdom, such as strict, stern, cruel and punishing - many Masturbatrixes consider themselves to be sensual, gentle and willing to use all of their feminine wiles to arouse and control their strokepets. (Those who know me, well I am as sweet as they come, giggles with an evil wink)

Even if you don't consider yourself to be submissive, and if you definitely are not interested in orgasm denial, you can still enjoy the pleasure of experiencing a session with a Masturbatrix. Have you ever masturbated for a lover? Perhaps engaged in a mutual masturbation session? It's very hot! Add to that the element of your partner instructing you how to stroke, what she'd like to see you doing...it gets even hotter. (Oh yea, I will watch you on cam!)

Why am I a Masturbatrix? I can't tell you exactly how or why I developed a male masturbation fetish. But ever since I started having sexual fantasies, most of my fantasies involved male masturbation, and in particular, watching a man masturbate, and telling him what I want to see him do. I do enjoy watching, listening to the ultimate ending....the orgasm. The tension that builds when I am deciding whether or not to let you orgasm for me. Will you be blowing your load on me? Into a cup for you to guzzle you pathetic cum slut? While I am riding that cock like a dirty little cowgirl? Or all over my pretty sweet face while you straddle my chest? So many different endings....I want to try them all. Don't you?

Your Loving Dirty Angel, Heaven

2008-10-29T19:58:00.001-07:00

I had been casually dating this one guy for a week when he invited me over to his friend's Halloween party last Friday night. I dressed up as sexy porn star with a short skirt, platform shoes, the works. The guys were drinking upstairs when he and I went down to the basement to talk. We started kissing & rubbing each other on the couch and I got so turned on. He went to the bathroom so I waited. I felt very bold & sooo fucking horny so I stood in front of the door. When he opened it I was standing right there and I moved close to him to kiss him passionately.I pushed him into the spacious bathroom and closed the door behind me. We immediately stripped off all our clothes. There was a huge mirror from wall to wall and I stared at his hard cock through the reflection. He lifted me to the counter and started licking my pussy and I came fast because I was so horny . The counter was just the right height for him to slide inside me. I was so wet. He thrusted his fat cock in and out and I just moaned loud even though I could hear people outside. We knocked over some candles as we fucked harder and harder.A girl tried to knock on the door but another guy told her his friend is having sex in the bathroom with his girlfriend. I was like "Girlfriend? What the fuck?" but we kept going until he came inside me. I kissed a little longer and went outside, but by that time everyone was gone because they didn’t have the patience to wait for the bathroom anymore. We laughed so hard.