10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...

1. So...What'd you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!

Sometimes, all a sissy needs is a Holiday...

LMAO, ok, this is from one of my fav sissy boi's.
First, he sends me this e-mail of the Easter fantasy he has...

Princess Kennedy,

Hello! Sorry i haven't been in touch. i haven't been playing with that toy. i went wild with it the first couple of days i had it and then haven't played with it.

Lately i've been thinking about how Easter is coming up soon. i've had a fantasy about dressing up in some kind of sexy bunny outfit and then having a vibrator in my mouth and a bigger vibrator up my mancunt and some weighter nipple clamps on my titties....

jj


Now, after my response basily just laughing, saying it would be cool, blah blah, he comes back with this...

Princess Kennedy,

Hi! i think what i need is one of those dildos with a suction cup so i could stick it on the wall and suck it and then fuck myself with a vibrator. It could be a new version of the bunny hop as i move back and forth between the two cocks! Perhaps i could add a hollow chocolate bunny and cum inside of it and then eat it.

jj

TFF!!!
I love, love my sissies when they have imagination like this!!

Short Dick Blog Whore.....

This boi actually told me he has a 4 to 5 in weenise, now that's hard. Of course, I'm laughing, thinking this poor boi, it's so small he can't be sure if it's hard or not. Now, this is the kicker, he actually said he was going to "fuck me with it"!!!
LMAO, yea, fuck me, right, you wish, why would I even bother opening my legs up for that? It would be like being fucked by a clit, well, actually, thinking back on last night with my girlfriend, I take that back...hehe.
So, of course, when I tell him NO, he is surprised, lol, messed his world up! Poor thing, couldn't get what he wanted. Awww!
Now, here's the deal, he is nothing but a blog whore and sends out the same pics to girls thinking his little Camel Toe is all that and a bag of chips, well, you know me, I refused that pic and asked for something a bit better.
See, if he is SO proud of his little q-tip, then I want a picture of it. Make sure the zoom is set to like 500 so it can be seen lol.*sigh* those poor short dick boi's, nothing like a little, and I mean LITTLE entertainment on Hump Day!

Chrissy My Sexy Slut

Chrissy found me on Craig's List and called me up about a month ago. Well, in the beginning, he was pretty much normal, but with a little coexing from me, I soon discovered he was a hot sexy whore who loved nothing more then being as sexy, as slutty as he could for me.
I have to admit, he sounds pretty hot.
Every time he calls, he has to descibe to me what he's wearing...head to toe...
Usually it's a long wig, bright red lipstick, a C cup bra, some sort of sexy nightie, sexy thongs, so far the thongs have been pink or black ( think he had white once), stockings, and some hot pumps. Like I said, he dresses to the nines!!
He first started off with a little vibrator, then next thing I know he calls up, excited as the day is long, cause he had just bought a new toy...a thick, cum shooting dildo!! Now, I've worked with those things before, and they are a lot of fun. Some have a release valve, some have a plunger, his had a release valve, and hot damn, it released, lol. See, when I use them on my personal playmates, I like the plunger, cause I can control what they get, and how and where they get it. But, the plunger isn't as, shall we say, blasty, as the valve...lol.
Yup, you guessed it, his ass cherry got popped, and got popped good!!
My god, he was creaming, and I could hear him moving and wiggling, and that was when it got pushed in, now when the valve was released, mmmm, hearing him scream my name and beg for more got my lips throbbing to be on the other end of that dildo and watching his sexy slutty ass take it like a good cock whore should. Chrissy is hot as hell on the phone, and I love popping that bung hole and making it my own!
Now, hehe, he has started thinking about his "buddy"....oh yes, this shall be continued!

Cream Pie Baby!!!

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