Chrissy My Sexy Slut

Chrissy found me on Craig's List and called me up about a month ago. Well, in the beginning, he was pretty much normal, but with a little coexing from me, I soon discovered he was a hot sexy whore who loved nothing more then being as sexy, as slutty as he could for me.
I have to admit, he sounds pretty hot.
Every time he calls, he has to descibe to me what he's wearing...head to toe...
Usually it's a long wig, bright red lipstick, a C cup bra, some sort of sexy nightie, sexy thongs, so far the thongs have been pink or black ( think he had white once), stockings, and some hot pumps. Like I said, he dresses to the nines!!
He first started off with a little vibrator, then next thing I know he calls up, excited as the day is long, cause he had just bought a new toy...a thick, cum shooting dildo!! Now, I've worked with those things before, and they are a lot of fun. Some have a release valve, some have a plunger, his had a release valve, and hot damn, it released, lol. See, when I use them on my personal playmates, I like the plunger, cause I can control what they get, and how and where they get it. But, the plunger isn't as, shall we say, blasty, as the valve...lol.
Yup, you guessed it, his ass cherry got popped, and got popped good!!
My god, he was creaming, and I could hear him moving and wiggling, and that was when it got pushed in, now when the valve was released, mmmm, hearing him scream my name and beg for more got my lips throbbing to be on the other end of that dildo and watching his sexy slutty ass take it like a good cock whore should. Chrissy is hot as hell on the phone, and I love popping that bung hole and making it my own!
Now, hehe, he has started thinking about his "buddy"....oh yes, this shall be continued!

Just Some Christmas Humor from Heaven

Things you can only say at Christmas

1. Hey babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

2. I've got something special in the sack for you!

3. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

4. I know when you've been bad or good - so let’s skip the
small talk!

5. Some of my best toys run on batteries... (wink, wink)

6. I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any
underwear, do you?

7. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list!

8. Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm
a sissy.

9. I can get you off the naughty list.

10. Ho, ho, ho.




Special Holiday Fruitcake Recipe

Ingredients
1 cup unsalted butter; softened
3/4 cup all purpose flour
1 cup granulated sugar
2 cups of dried fruit
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 cup lukewarm water
4 large eggs
1 tsp lemon juice
1 tsp baking soda
1 750 ml bottle dark rum
1 tsp salt
1/2 cup chopped walnuts

Directions
Sample the rum to check for quality. Take a large bowl and add
butter. Check the rum again.
To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer, beat butter and sugar together in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of salt and beat again.
Make sure the rum is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer.
Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Mix on the turner.
If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beater pry it loose with a
screwdriver.
Sample the rum to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt.
Or something. Who cares?
Check the rum again. Now sift the lemon juice. Add one table.
Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the
oven.
Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat the turner.
Throw the bowl out the window, check the rum again and go to bed.

Cream Pie Baby!!!

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