Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Chrissy My Sexy Slut

Chrissy found me on Craig's List and called me up about a month ago. Well, in the beginning, he was pretty much normal, but with a little coexing from me, I soon discovered he was a hot sexy whore who loved nothing more then being as sexy, as slutty as he could for me.
I have to admit, he sounds pretty hot.
Every time he calls, he has to descibe to me what he's wearing...head to toe...
Usually it's a long wig, bright red lipstick, a C cup bra, some sort of sexy nightie, sexy thongs, so far the thongs have been pink or black ( think he had white once), stockings, and some hot pumps. Like I said, he dresses to the nines!!
He first started off with a little vibrator, then next thing I know he calls up, excited as the day is long, cause he had just bought a new toy...a thick, cum shooting dildo!! Now, I've worked with those things before, and they are a lot of fun. Some have a release valve, some have a plunger, his had a release valve, and hot damn, it released, lol. See, when I use them on my personal playmates, I like the plunger, cause I can control what they get, and how and where they get it. But, the plunger isn't as, shall we say, blasty, as the valve...lol.
Yup, you guessed it, his ass cherry got popped, and got popped good!!
My god, he was creaming, and I could hear him moving and wiggling, and that was when it got pushed in, now when the valve was released, mmmm, hearing him scream my name and beg for more got my lips throbbing to be on the other end of that dildo and watching his sexy slutty ass take it like a good cock whore should. Chrissy is hot as hell on the phone, and I love popping that bung hole and making it my own!
Now, hehe, he has started thinking about his "buddy"....oh yes, this shall be continued!

Friday, December 12, 2008

Just Some Christmas Humor from Heaven

Things you can only say at Christmas

1. Hey babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

2. I've got something special in the sack for you!

3. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

4. I know when you've been bad or good - so let’s skip the
small talk!

5. Some of my best toys run on batteries... (wink, wink)

6. I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any
underwear, do you?

7. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list!

8. Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm
a sissy.

9. I can get you off the naughty list.

10. Ho, ho, ho.




Special Holiday Fruitcake Recipe

Ingredients
1 cup unsalted butter; softened
3/4 cup all purpose flour
1 cup granulated sugar
2 cups of dried fruit
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 cup lukewarm water
4 large eggs
1 tsp lemon juice
1 tsp baking soda
1 750 ml bottle dark rum
1 tsp salt
1/2 cup chopped walnuts

Directions
Sample the rum to check for quality. Take a large bowl and add
butter. Check the rum again.
To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer, beat butter and sugar together in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of salt and beat again.
Make sure the rum is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer.
Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Mix on the turner.
If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beater pry it loose with a
screwdriver.
Sample the rum to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt.
Or something. Who cares?
Check the rum again. Now sift the lemon juice. Add one table.
Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the
oven.
Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat the turner.
Throw the bowl out the window, check the rum again and go to bed.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Cream Pie Baby!!!

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Wild Girly Weekend..Part 1


GIRLS...girls...girls....
This past weekend was soo hot and I am still recovering from the mad amounts of Hot fun we had! You see I had a real good friend of mine visit for the weekend and we had soo much catching up to do we really did not know where to start! I picked her up at the airport and I was wearing some soft, supple thigh-high slouchy suede boots that laced tight up the back in black, and a brown suede pencil skirt with a back slit. Topping off with a black leather bustier and a suede jacket that went with the skirt, I looked pretty hot. As I awaited my friends flight to arrive I flirted with an flight attendant and we had some time to kill. Well... we ended up sneaking into the cockpit of the plane she was working on....There was no holding back here, she had on the standard attendant uniform, but what was underneath was very much not-so-standard! As we start ravishing each other and my hands slide up her skirt they find her garter belt and silk stockings hiding beneath the bland navy skirt, and as she is sliding her hands over my breasts and her lips caress my neck I have her skirt slid off. She has on a pair of grey lacy crotchless panties and I just cant resist from slipping a finger in her hungry cunt.. She is hoisted up on a seat and I am standing between her legs as she sucks on my hard nipples..between gasps as I finger that ever-so-wet pussy... her hands...or soo I thought they were her hands slipped around my waist and undid my skirt... and as it falls to the ground I feel hands parting my thighs when I reallize it could not have been her....
If you want to know more you just might have to pick up that phone and give me a call, I would love to share all sorts of fun we had, as the third party may or may not have been part of the girly weekend but my girlfriend did not frown on our addition of the flight attendant to our weekend plans after three's company, though she was a little jealous for mising out on the cock-pit-stop over as I awaited her arrival... but there were many more experiences in the midst. Call Isis now!

Thursday, November 13, 2008

I'm fucking my pussy right now!


I am sitting in front of my computer right now, I took one of my flexible dildos out of it’s hiding place. It’s cock shaped & bumpy like a real dick. I put it in warm water, &

lubed it a little cause it's really thick! I had to scoot down on my chair and spread my legs wide as I slid that mother fucker deep into my pussy! Now I sit here typing with a warm dick inside me. My nipples are hard and puckered. I stop typing to pinch them & I’m also rubbing my wet swollen clit. I’ve not done any thrusting yet. I want it to feel full inside my pussy. If I close my eyes the heated dildo almost… almost… feels real! God I'm so fucking horny right now! I'm going to say goodbye for now so I can fuck my pussy hard & cum!



Monday, November 10, 2008

Last night.... O M F G!


I have to apologize to my regs who I missed last night *boo hoo* I missed you guys almost as much as you missed me - good thing I was full of a hard cock!


As many of you know, I LOVE to fantasize about being with two guys...I've really never tried it until last night!!! It was TOTALLY unplanned and omfg my panties are fuckin soaked, even still!


We were layin on the couch watchin TV, no one was home but me and him. When I tell you this guy is HOT he's fuckin hot!!! Of course I don't ever let him know how hot I think he is lol. Anyway ugh - he had his hand in my jeans, fingering my pussy, making me grind trying to get his fingers in deeper. Lips, fucking amazing. He sucked my tits and fingered me til I was literally bucking on the sofa, BEGGING him for more!


His cock was so hard, bulging through his jeans, I could feel him pressing it hard against my thigh right before he got up, picked me up and took me to the bedroom. We barely made it to the bed before he literally ripped my fuckin' pants off I couldn't get his pants off fast enough to feel that huge cock pulsating through my fingers. By the time I pulled his dick out he was oozing precum everywhere! He was so excited...ready to ram it hard!!!!!



Damn, I gotta run but I'll finish this later on!


btw I'll be taking calls tonight for all you horny fuckers who can never reach me at night =) I'm all yours.





Charlie
1-888-762-4159
http://charlie.phonesexkingdom.com















Thursday, November 6, 2008

In the mood...

Rarely is it that I take calls. Not because I don't love playing with hot men, but because I do a lot of administrative stuff with work and sometimes it's hard to feel sexy. Well...last night I couldn't help myself.

I did a call the other day that I just couldn't stop thinking about. It was so fucking hot I almost couldn't stand it, my body ached for this man at that exact moment...it was incredible. While my husband was falling asleep, and I grow increasingly excited, I couldn't help but slide my fingers into my panties, my clit was so swollen, so wet up and down my slit, I could hear my fingers gushing around. One by one I slid my fingers inside til I was fucking myself with three fingers...slow at first, then harder. I didn't want my husband to wake and find me masturbating cause honestly, I just wanted to fantasize about this guy and how hot he made my pussy. I continued pumping my fingers with my face in my pillow til I came all over myself.

Maybe one lucky guy will get me to sneak a call so they can listen to me fuck myself while he sleeps.

Maybe it will be you?

Nicole

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

I May Just Have to Go To Hell

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Mistress Stephanie Tease and Denial

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Masturbatrix


A Masturbatrix Controls your Cock and your Orgasm.

A masturbatrix, or cock controller, is a woman who enjoys instructing a man's masturbation. She may or may not be into orgasm denial. She enjoys the experience of controlling a man's cock, his masturbation, and his orgasms. Observing another person masturbating is an erotic experience for many people (I enjoy watching either sex pleasure themselves. A Masturbatrix, as the term is typically used, is usually interested in some element of femdom interests such as:

- chastity training (Do NOT touch that or else!)

- teasing and denial (pathetic little wanker boy)

- orgasm denial (not even worthy)

- cock control (Mine! bitch)

- feminization/sissification (who wants to go panty shopping?)

A Masturbatrix does not necessarily have to possess the traits usually associated with those involved in femdom, such as strict, stern, cruel and punishing - many Masturbatrixes consider themselves to be sensual, gentle and willing to use all of their feminine wiles to arouse and control their strokepets. (Those who know me, well I am as sweet as they come, giggles with an evil wink)

Even if you don't consider yourself to be submissive, and if you definitely are not interested in orgasm denial, you can still enjoy the pleasure of experiencing a session with a Masturbatrix. Have you ever masturbated for a lover? Perhaps engaged in a mutual masturbation session? It's very hot! Add to that the element of your partner instructing you how to stroke, what she'd like to see you doing...it gets even hotter. (Oh yea, I will watch you on cam!)

Why am I a Masturbatrix? I can't tell you exactly how or why I developed a male masturbation fetish. But ever since I started having sexual fantasies, most of my fantasies involved male masturbation, and in particular, watching a man masturbate, and telling him what I want to see him do. I do enjoy watching, listening to the ultimate ending....the orgasm. The tension that builds when I am deciding whether or not to let you orgasm for me. Will you be blowing your load on me? Into a cup for you to guzzle you pathetic cum slut? While I am riding that cock like a dirty little cowgirl? Or all over my pretty sweet face while you straddle my chest? So many different endings....I want to try them all. Don't you?

Your Loving Dirty Angel, Heaven

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

I had been casually dating this one guy for a week when he invited me over to his friend's Halloween party last Friday night. I dressed up as sexy porn star with a short skirt, platform shoes, the works. The guys were drinking upstairs when he and I went down to the basement to talk. We started kissing & rubbing each other on the couch and I got so turned on. He went to the bathroom so I waited. I felt very bold & sooo fucking horny so I stood in front of the door. When he opened it I was standing right there and I moved close to him to kiss him passionately.I pushed him into the spacious bathroom and closed the door behind me. We immediately stripped off all our clothes. There was a huge mirror from wall to wall and I stared at his hard cock through the reflection. He lifted me to the counter and started licking my pussy and I came fast because I was so horny . The counter was just the right height for him to slide inside me. I was so wet. He thrusted his fat cock in and out and I just moaned loud even though I could hear people outside. We knocked over some candles as we fucked harder and harder.A girl tried to knock on the door but another guy told her his friend is having sex in the bathroom with his girlfriend. I was like "Girlfriend? What the fuck?" but we kept going until he came inside me. I kissed a little longer and went outside, but by that time everyone was gone because they didn’t have the patience to wait for the bathroom anymore. We laughed so hard.